Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Reasons why I'm a bad stalker..


* Attention span of steamed asparagus - I get distracted by small shiny objects..

* Laziness - I won't travel out of my way to stalk...

* Tin Foil Hat - Draws too much attention...

* Time - I'm very busy and often just don't have the time...

* Cash - Stalking can be expensive and I'd rather spend my money on eBay...

* Boredom - If you're boring I'll lose interest...

* Lemurs - I like them. The ringtailed variety in particular...

* Hate - I hate (most) people and the concept of people in general, so its hard to find a good target..

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